Uber Driver’s Backseat Menu

A Canadian Uber driver, named Cameron, is going viral because a rider shared his backseat menu options. They read …

“Welcome to Cameron’s car!!! To ensure the best ride possible for you, I have prepared a menu of the various types of rides I offer. Just choose one (or don’t, that’s an option too) then sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. :)”

1. The Awkward Ride – You ignore this menu completely, then we will sit in silence for the remainder of the ride.
2. The Funny Ride – I tell you jokes or entertaining stories from my life.
3. The Silent Ride –
4. The Creepy Ride – I don’t say anything but I keep staring at you in the rearview mirror.
5. The Karaoke Ride – We rock out to hits from the 80s, early 2000s or literally whatever you want.
6. The Bubbles Ride – We blow bubbles the whole time.
7. The Small Talk Ride – We talk about how crazy the weather’s been lately and I ask if you caught the game last night.
8. The Therapy Ride – You vent to me about your problems and I listen.
9. The Drunk Ride – You throw up in my car.
10. The Cliche Ride – You ask me how long I’ve been driving for Lyft.”